Monday, April 11, 2011

Trump's Statement on Bill Cosby -- With My Comments in Red

The other day on The Today Show, right after I was interviewed by Meredith Vieira, a terrific person and reporter unless, of course, she says something negative, in which case I never liked her, I happened to watch Bill Cosby who was on at the end of the show because honestly, I don't do anything all day. While I have never been a fan of Cosby’s because he has talent, I had always assumed he liked or respected me because every time I met him—the last time at the David Letterman show where I preceded him as a guest—he was always so nice, saying “let’s get together”—asking me out to dinner, and being polite to the point of offering to buy me a suit because he has a “great tailor.”  Surely he wasn't just blowing smoke up my ass like I was with my Meredith Viera comment earlier. 
In any event, as I watched the show, the subject of Donald Trump came up.   I was surprised to hear him blabber, somewhat incoherently, because that's my shtick, “you run or shut up.” The hatred was pouring out of his eyes when he said this, which hurt because I'm a sensitive guy.  As I am sure he must know I cannot run until this season of Celebrity Apprentice ends. I know that he has taken a lot of heat over the years  in that he seems to be talking down to the people he’s talking to and purportedly trying to help, unlike me who talks down to everyone. Actually, based on the way he acted, things are not looking too good for Cosby who is only worth $450 million without having to work another day.
I wish he would be more honest although I'm not sure what that word means, and if he doesn’t want me to run because he’s obviously an Obama fan, he should state the reasons and not come into my “green room” in front of numerous witnesses and treat me like his best friend, only to denigrate me when I’m not around, because that's power reserved for people like The Donald

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Donald Trump's Letter to the New York Times (with my comments in red)

Even before Gail Collins was with the New York Times, she has written nasty and derogatory articles about me.  Actually, I have great respect for Ms. Collins in that she has survived so long with so little talent.  Because if anyone knows what it's like to survive without any talent, it's The Donald.  Her storytelling ability and word usage (coming from me, who has several ghostwritten many bestsellers), is not at a very high level. But certainly at a higher level than the preceding sentence More importantly, her facts are wrong! Because, as we know, facts are merely opinions to tea party panderers.
As far as her comments on the so-called “birther” issue, I don't need Ms. Collins's advice. There is a very large segment of our society who believe that Barack Obama, indeed, was not born in the United States. Belief, of course, is the same thing as fact.  Did I mention I believe Donald Trump is a moron whose gift is turning billions into millions?   His grandmother from Kenya stated, on tape, that he was born in Kenya and she was there to watch the birth. His family in Honolulu is fighting over which hospital in Hawaii he was born in-they just don't know.  Of course, to Dipshit Donald, who views reality through the window of reality TV, an edited audiotape from the grandmother misunderstanding the question is exactly the same as the truth.  
He has not been able to produce a “birth certificate” but merely a totally unsigned “certificate of live birth”-which is totally different and of very little significance.  Unlike a birth certificate, a certificate of live birth is very easy to obtain. Equally of importance, there are no records in Hawaii that a Barack Hussein Obama was born there-no bills, no doctors names, no nurses names, no registrations, no payments, etc.  Using this same standard, it's quite clear that nobody born in Hawaii during that time period is a US citizen.   Wow, this will make cutting the deficit easier.    As far as the two notices placed in newspapers, many things could have happened, but some feel the grandparents put an ad in order to show that he was a citizen of the U.S. with all of the benefits thereto.  Yeah, that makes sense, since everyone knows a classified ad works well at a Government Agency.   Everybody, after all, and especially then, wanted to be a United States citizen. Including your wives.
The term used by Ms. Collins-“birther”-is very derogatory and is meant in a derogatory way. Wow Trump, your talent for writing shows through here in your expert use of repetition.  But at least you understood her intent.   Had this been George Bush or almost any other President or Presidential aspirant, they would never have been allowed to attain office, or would have been thrown out of office very quickly.  And this sentence too.  How does this follow the one that precedes it?    For some reason, the press protects President Obama beyond anything or anyone I have ever seen.  Really?  Have you seen your own press tour?    What they don't realize is that if he was not born in the United States, they would have uncovered the greatest "scam" in the history of our country.  Possibly second biggest.   Can we see a complete accounting of your finances? In other words, they would become the hottest writer since Watergate, or beyond.   Open your eyes, Gail, there's at least a good chance that Barack Hussein Obama has made mincemeat out of our great and cherished Constitution! Mincemeat is not an American dish, Donald.   What are you trying to hide. 

New York, April 7, 2011